Whatever you are
Be a Good One
I hate the idea of lonely. And I hate the reality of attachment. Reyna Biddy (via c-igharettes)

grimelords:

grimelords:

I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline

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foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

1 (800) DID-I-ASK

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

ruinedchildhood:

"maybe you just haven’t found the right person yet"

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dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now